I met a cute lesbian chick at my work! She’s a baaaaristaaa & we’re so alike! It makes me happy (: 

Anyways, I not only wanted to share that, but I also wanted to share the fact that I’m eating popcorn chicken in bed.. mm, suck it. 

I just bought a wig, it’ll be here Thursday.

I’m excited to play with long hair, I miss mine. 

11.04.12 @ 13:01

The only reason she’s sitting next to me is because my vibrator is on the other side & she wants it.

10.04.12 @ 20:351

Oh shit, my dog found my vibrator..

I sent him the awesome link of dog tags, and he just says “it’s okay.” 

*sigh, you’ll never understand dad!
GO THE DOG PARK NEXT TIME & YOU’LL SEE WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT! 

~    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!

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